Wednesday, September 30, 2009
accurate. OH LORD ACCURATE!
No Regrets
 I regret way too much. I regret not making the most of my summer I regret not spending more time with my super duper friends basically, most of all I regret wasting time. So my motto now is if it comes to head and I won't get arrested for doing it, and it won't give me an STD, I'm full on for doing it. Hope I don't die. Oh lord my organised and quiet life...
ugh i wish i was rich
i love this video so much. SO MUCH.
It's like if someone bottled hip hop cool and threw it onto a camcorder.
I hunted down all the fresh stuff rihanna wears in it, and realised that there is a lot to be said for earning money.
Wish I hadn't quit my job.
FFF I want money.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Least flattering photograph in the world ever
Ugh.
Me and Larry taken by Kaishia x
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ugh lovehate
love hate taylor momsen.
been browsing "fuckyeahtaylormomsen" and i love to hate her fine ass.
she's younger than me, not stressed out, musical, has long manageable hair and legs that aren't giant chunky boats at the thighs.
damn her.
holy crap she's only 16?!
ok i hate her more. I think.
Well by the way that other child stars have bobbed along, she should be burned out by the time she's 20. meh i can cope with that.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
is vanity a sin?
urg. dunno if its the one tiny beer I had whilst watching my favourite 80's chickflick of the moment; Cocktail, or if it's the shopping trip, or the fact that I finally got round to waxing my legs this week (ewwy. I know), but suddenly i think I'm vain.
I fluffed my afro in a shop window today and checked out my bum in a mirror in new look. Not in the changing room, like I normally do, but in the actual shop. Like on the shop floor.
uh ohs.
But then again, I've been feeling so crap about my body lately I deserve at least 1 hour of vanity.
So here is my hour of self-love. I look damn fine in my two new body-con dresses; the second of which is here;
yummy studs + black lipstick.
I'm rocking the balmain-on-a-budget look in my bedroom.
ooh alliteration, how sexy.
will smith WILL marry me
I love love love him. He's so super cute. Especially in this photo, rocking his Nikes, 80's hareem/mchammer pants and a grin that could melt icecaps. I so want to be that controller. 
Today was kinda of cool. I woke up early again as I heard that helps to speed up the metabolism and prevent alzheimers. I figured, hey losing weight + preventing early onset dementia, what's wrong with that?! So I set my alarm for 7.00 am. Turns out there's a lot that's wrong with waking up at 7 am.
But I used my morning time wisely, I painted my nails in a dope, "I-so-want-to-be-as-cool-as-RachiePie" sort of way. I was like OMG IM SO ORIGINAL then I realised I had just painted my nails in the biggest knock-off copy way EVER. I hate that feeling.
Oh well, the indie kids behind the counter of the cake shop in Westfields thought they were cool. And everyone loves feeling cooler than indie-kids.
Here they are modelled against my fresh lip-fetished diary: 
Funky Fresh To Death I think. But then again I think most stuff is. I'm feeling like dressing up, which is cool cos today I bought a dress and FEATHER MADWONDER THING from zara today. I'll post a couple of vanity shots after a cup of tea and episode of 'Murder, She Wrote'. I love that show. I'm off to go to take off my ridiculously heavy mascara and settle down with a nice cuppa for Jessica Fletcher to solve a few more unsolvable mysteries.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
shoulder detail #1
Today I've been rolling in my own pity. And watching murder she wrote. But other than that I also made a shoulder of awesome to attach to my boring jackets. I made a black feather/raven esque shoulder pair time ago, but they're not dramatic enough to blog about. They don't warrant a full blog entry all to themselves.. Perhaps once I've put together a whole outfit with them, the drama created by the shoulder ravens will be so awesome then a blog entry will be worth it. But for now, I've been working on a pair of SUPER DUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ONES. Only made one so far, but still, so great that it can on it's own deserve a blog entry. Please tell me they're as awesome as my mefenamic acided brain thinks they are. 
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
guess who
 it's kim from antm 5. madness, she was buttugly in the show.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
fffffffjeremyscottffffff
Friday, September 11, 2009
KITTEN MITTENS OMFG
i crack up EVERYtime I see this video.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
'cos it's a thriller
so a couple of super cool asians (isn't it always) have groupied up to make a pair of converse tribute kicks to one of MJ's coolest, most freshest, most awesome videos. actually THE most awesome music video EVER. (lovesexmagic comes 2nd just for how pissed off it made jessbiel) but anyway. here they are. sexual:  
Saturday, September 05, 2009
is it wrong that I find this photo super sexy?
 I'm not sure. Super amusing shot, super fine too. Normally Jude Law and Ewan wotsit are too white and bland for me... OH NO. Maybe I'm getting middle aged!!!! THEY'RE ALWAYS IN THE SUNDAY TIMES STYLE MAGAZINE AS BEING HOT. AH SHEESH.
zach braff has a ridunkulously large head.
as me and larry would say ruh-dunk-duh-dunk-ulous. 
Thursday, September 03, 2009
asos' most beautiful dress
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmlovely. but it's £135 :c 
rihanna you sexy beast
mm mm mm. Rihanna models in Steven Klein's "Extreme Couture" shoot for Vogue Italia. Sexual solarisations.  Normally I hate it when they use celebrities in shoots and stuff, but this is fiiiine. When did Rihanna get so pretty? I always thought she had a mush up face.  I WANT that jacket, and the ability to wear dark lipsticks without looking like a dork. Stupid not-dark-enough-but-not-light-enough-either skin tone. *yearns for an ethiopian blueblack skin/kaishia skin tone* Back to the jacket though, laz you reckon we could make one like that? I reckon we could. We're Skilled.  This last shot MIGHT just turn me full-lesbian. Clicksys the pictures for higher resolution loveliness.
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