WHY DOES THIS MODEL LOOK SO GRUMPY?! SHE HAS LIKE, ORGASM HANGING FROM HER EARS. look how long they are. mmm. mmmmmmmmmmmm. they may be $74 but goddamn they're fine. someone give me $74. now.
and an ear piercing gun.
Earrings by Owlita. Available nowhere but the sweet sweet land of america.
yes yes yawl, i'm stuck. I recently got given some mon monay from a family member for babysitting their darn kids. which pair of super awesome boots should i get?!!?!?!?!?!?!
It's sort of sad that in my bedridden state all I can do is google "chill umbrella". But hey, it makes for a pretty darn dandy blog post, amiriteamirite?
And anyway, seeing as we're having the FAKEST SUMMER EVER here in london, it seems quite appropriate.
At number 5, it's the UNbrella. It's just a stick, with funny umbrella bits coming out of it, but you can attach ANYTHING to it! how neat. Although tbh, I'd prefer just a normal umbrella. Although people might see you with the londonpaper as a proper umbrella and be like WOWOMG. and that'd be pretty neat.
At number 4 It's the LightSaber Umbrella. Someone watched Bladerunner and was all like, LOL it's not the 80's nomore, we actually do have the technology to make that shiatsu. So they went right on ahead and made the Glowy umbrella.
Number 3: The Watergun Umbrella. Wow. Just Wow. The rainfall fills up your watergun, so you're never out of ammo. But then again, who's mean enough to squirt someone with water when it's raining so much you have enough water for this umbrella to even work?
Actually, come to think of it, a lot of people are.
Numero duo? 2. The Rareimmenseandutterlycool Umbrella My spanish isn't good. But anyway, at number 2, its the fudging mad umbrella spotted once in Tokyo. Literally, this is like a rarely spotted umbrella. Seen once, and then never blogged about again.. But its actually so awesome.
At number 1, it's possibly the least functioning umbrella of them all. The CloudBrella
This umbrella clearly does nothing. I reckon it makes the rain laugh at you so much you get more rained on. But at least you look goddarn coool whilst using your useless umbrella. It's inflatable... That's how you put it up. So when you get caught in a sudden flash rainstorm, and everyone around you instantly pops up their umbrellas, you get to spend 5 minutes pumping this baby up to give yourself some unsatisfactory coverage. But then again, every cloud has a silver lining... HAHAHAHAomgi'msofunnysometimes.
even the guy on the helpline was like "woah. wow. sorry about that".
i waited like. 7 hours for the dude to turn up, he does, gives me the phone, leaves super quick and then i look at it, and the backplate that covers the camera lens is broken off.
thinking about switching from vodafone to like, orange or o2. blackberry bold maybe.
so as you all know, I cracked the screen on my blackberry.
it wasn't my fault. seriously.
but tomorrow, between 8am and 6pm (the man on the phone refused to tell me when) a new UNCRACKED, UNSCRATCHED, UN-OS FUDGED storm will arrive on my doorstep. so excited to get one that will actually let me use an application without restarting itself.
Major Lazer makes some sick beats, and while i'm not always on them, always on his tees. Seeing as my hairy export from pakistan is moving to kent tomorrow I reckon i'll be drowning my sorrows in some of these fantastic tees.
Basically all this quiz told me was that you guys know jack poop about MJ.
Other than Reece who did awesomely (actually, did as I expected most people to do. Only did "awesomely" because everyone else failed), the results were shocking.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. REALLY.
Reece wins some home cooked chicken.
PS Is it only me that thought MJ was hot in Thriller and Bad? Damn those album covers.
anybody got a spare $8,500 laying about on their floor? If so take a hop, skip and a jump over the pond to buy the limited edition white Leica M8. yummy. It's a digital rangefinder, using a humungous (ok not that big but still, large) sensor and the optical genius of leica to bring some orgasmic photographs to your laps. I think I peed a little when I saw this...
I was just nosing about through Roc Star's new lookbook and I'm loving the mad late 80's early 90's theme to the stuff. Damn FRESH. Now all I need to do is raise enough money to buy a plane ticket to japan and enough money to buy all the clothes once I get there.
Seeing as tonight is MJ's tribute concert I figured I'd put together a wee quiz to test if y'all know MJ as much as you should. Me + Script Editor + MJ Greatest Hits DVD = This Awesome Test.
dont use youtube or google... thats shameful.
WINNER GETS EXTRA CHICKEN ON HOME COOKING DAY ON WEDNESDAY.
GUESS THE VIDEO ROUND
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GUESS THE LYRICS ROUND
1 "She was more like a Beauty Queen from a Movie Scene" 2 "It was Sunday - What a Black Day"
3 "Keep on with the force don't stop"
4 "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark"
5 "You can change the world (I can't do it by myself) You can touch the sky"
Lastly, In which video did MJ say the all famous "Shamoe" and also "The whole world has to answer right now as I tell you once again..."????
PS if you used google or youtube, you're going to hell.
andrea crews collab with nike to create some super fresh dunks. although the actual body of the trainer isn't as elaborate as i'd like, them laces and tongues are darn funky.
not sure of the actual movement in the cgi, seems a bit roboticky (throw back to the croyde times... politicky) but visually this film looks beyond cute. so so so so so pretty. meet meline:
ME: I like lots of things but its shit to list that here. Read my blog, you'll get me eventually. I don't even know why this part of the blog exists, just cos its a template, and I dont know how to get rid of it. Might as well fill it with something
I don't update this blog as much as I should, apologies. I'm a 20 year old student living in London/Cambridge depending on the dates. I've just finished a difficult two years studying Japanese, and while I loved my culture/essay subjects, the grammar got to me, and I'm starting my final two years in History of Art in October! VERY exciting. This blog is both a diary for me and a collection of things within art, fashion and music that I find interesting.
