Monday, August 31, 2009
Horny
HOW THE SEWING MACHINE DOES ITS MAGIC
magic.
super [1974] 8 + Jose Gozalez
Brazilian film maker Jarbas Agnelli edited his papa's Super 8 home movie to fit with the lovely (if a bit samey) Jose Gozalez tune "Crosses". As per usual, vintage stock footage + Gozalez acoustics = something lovely, but I like it. Super 8 - 1974 from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
FRESH NEW TOP
moths ate my lovely baggy yellow tee, so i chopped it up. then i looked at it and was like AH HOLY CRAP WHAT HAVE I DONE. Its like a street walking top. So I printed off a picture of a pigeon, big ben and the 207 bus going to shepherds bush on transfer paper and ironed them on. Then I printed "BORN AND BRED" in super cool lettering for the side. You cant see in this photo.. But here's my weekly shot of tummy vanity. I bust a gut doing Billy Blanks to get back into these jeans, and thank god I can, otherwise this top does look horrifically hookerish.
PS LOOK HOW CHILL MY 60'S NAILS ARE.
P.S. I got into Cambridge
Wow forgot to blog that. Well on Thursday the 27th of August at approximately 3.27pm I got a call from an angelic woman named Gill Skerritt who told me I got into Fitzwilliam College, Cambridge. I Bust A Nut.
TEA
I thought I had it made, Murder She Wrote on series link, box of tea with "MARIEL'S TEA DON'T STEAL" and my sofa carefully moulded to the shape of my butt, back and fake uggs. These were the components with which I would spend a comfortable afternoon...
But I just found this. Not only can I make myself a lovely brew, I can be highly amused by a shark seemingly swimming through my mug. Dope. Although, these pictures use some nasty looking blood tea. Like the shark has a urinal dysfunction.
Suddenly = less yummy.
Alex Box
Was reading today's style issue in my new tshirt I made... (not really new or made, found a moth had feasted on it so i chopped it in half. it looks shit unless i wear it with high waisted jeans so. fail.) but yeah, Alex Box. Her work is super scary cute:
Saturday, August 29, 2009
THIS WOMAN HAS NO NIPPLES!
Was inspired by Lady GaGas spectacular see through body + tape over nerps to buy a see through swim suit to wear over a bandeau top for next mad outfit... but the asos lady modelling this seemed lacking somehow. Till i realised. SHE HAS NO NIPPLES! FAIL PHOTOSHOP, NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
C H A I R chair
The more you say/spell chair the less it seems like a real word. chairchairchairchairchairchairchairchairchairchairchairchairchairchairchair
Yankee Gal
More about Yankee Gal here
Monday, August 17, 2009
it's not often that i say this..
well it sort of is.. but if i saw a woman walking down the street in these, i'd ask to have sex with her.
these are, THE tackiest, THE sluttiest, THE most streetwalking boots I've ever seen. and I love them. As I live and breath (gospel voice) these are beautiful boots.
In Office's AW09 collection, they'll hit yo purses with £110, but goddamn, they are sexual.
If a boot gets your libido going, it's worth any money. In my books.
In my slutty books.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
major lazer = gross/funny/sexist
Saturday, August 15, 2009
If this was the master cleanse I'd do it in an instant.
I failed.
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Friday, August 14, 2009
mmmmmmmango
i have a little more money now that the 3 weeks of work are a-go-go, and so my lusting for new items of clothing have started again. there's this amazing new waistcoat at mango, an all black version and this sexual beast of a gilet:
the amateur cleanse
I'm pretty dissatisfied with my tummy at the moment. It's finally sort of hopped off the fence of inbetween pot belly and non pot belly into full-on-yes-you-have-a-pot-belly-no-denying-it-anymore. the 3 frijj milkshakes per day and chicken and rice dinner lunch and breakfasts haven't helped. nor have day long munchies. so. the master cleanse. i cant stick out not eating for like 10 days, thats like anorexia detail. so i'm going to try a 2 day thing. tomorrow i'm at work all day, so that's should be easy. it's the evenings i'm worried about. lord i can binge like no other. so. wish me luck. for 2 days i will be on total detox mode. / dying of malnutrition.
ads
see when you're on like TV links and those pop ups are on the side of your screen? found the jokest/dodgiest one. ever.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
kid cudi "man on the moon" artwork
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ME: I like lots of things but its shit to list that here. Read my blog, you'll get me eventually. I don't even know why this part of the blog exists, just cos its a template, and I dont know how to get rid of it. Might as well fill it with something
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